– 24 Year Old Arrested For Fake Vaccine Card Claiming Jab From “Maderna”:
If you’re going to try and fake your vaccine card, it’s probably best to learn the basics of spelling “Moderna” first.
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S: You don’t need a license for your cat.
C: I bleeding well do and I got one. He can’t be called Eric without it–
S: There’s no such thing as a bloody cat license.
C: Yes there is!
S: Isn’t!
C: Is!
S: Isn’t!
C: I bleeding got one, look! What’s that then?
S: This is a dog license with the word ‘dog’ crossed out and ‘cat’ written in in crayon.
C: The man didn’t have the right form.
S: What man?
C: The man from the cat detector van.
S: The looney detector van, you mean.