Morgan Stanley: “Tesla’s Call Was The Most Unusual I Have Experienced In 20 Years”

Morgan Stanley: “Tesla’s Call Was The Most Unusual I Have Experienced In 20 Years”:

“To be clear. Tonight’s conference call didn’t go very well. It made an odd turn ~37 minutes in…”

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Elon Musk “Jokes” That Tesla Has Filed For Bankruptcy

Elon Musk “Jokes” That Tesla Has Filed For Bankruptcy:

In what we assume is a morbid April Fool’s joke, late on Sunday Elon Musk decided to have some “fun” with his 20 million Twitter followers and unknown number of investors, and after previewing earlier in the day that he will have “Important news in a few hours …”, the Tesla CEO tweeted that “Tesla Goes Bankrupt Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 — Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can’t believe it.”

There was more “humor” – in a subsequent tweet, Musk tweeted that “There are many chapters of bankruptcy and, as critics so rightly pointed out, Tesla has them *all*, including Chapter 14 and a half (the worst one).”

Musk concluded joking that after the bankruptcy, he “was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by “Teslaquilla” bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what’s the point? Happy New Month!”…

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“Tesla, without any doubt, is on the verge of bankruptcy.”

“Tesla, without any doubt, is on the verge of bankruptcy.”:

Just a few days ago, shareholders of Tesla approved an almost comical pay package for their cult leader CEO Elon Musk that could potentially put $50 BILLION in his pocket over the next decade.

Let’s put this figure in perspective: at $5 billion per year, Musk would make more than every single CEO in the S&P 500. COMBINED.

In other words, if you add up the salaries of all the CEOs of the 500 largest companies in America, it would still be less than the $5 billion per year that Mr. Musk stands to earn.

That’s pretty astounding given that Tesla’s own 2017 4th quarter financial report (page 24) states that Elon “does not devote his full time and attention to Tesla”.

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Elon Musk Sells $3.5 Million Worth Of Flamethrowers In One Day

Elon Musk Sells $3.5 Million Worth Of Flamethrowers In One Day:

Elon Musk’s latest circus-like attempt to distract from the negative coverage surrounding Tesla’s production delays and his “The Boring Company’s” stalled LA tunnel project has been surprisingly lucrative.

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Elon Musk Magically Extends the Battery Life of Tesla Vehicles Fleeing Hurricane Irma

Magic!

Elon Musk Magically Extends Battery Life Of Teslas Fleeing Irma:

In what is either a generous act of charity or an unnerving example of the control Tesla exercises over the vehicles it producers, or perhaps both, Tesla CEO Elon Musk has magically unlocked the batteries of every Tesla in Florida to maximize the distance that people fleeing from Hurricane Irma can travel before stopping to refuel at one of the company’s “superstation” charging centers.

Typically, these types of over-the-air upgrades can cost thousands – if not tens of thousands – of dollars.

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Elon Musk’s ‘Dota 2’ Experiment is Disrupting Esports in a Big Way – No Playing Field (Video)

 Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence research company, OpenAI, is developing a self-learning bot for one of the most complex esports titles: ‘Dota 2.’ It has already become the ultimate challenge for players, but for top esports pros, it is also a major opportunity.

H/t reaer kevin a.

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Elon Musk Predicts A.I. Will Launch Preemptive Strike That Begins #WW3

Elon Musk Predicts A.I. Will Launch Preemptive Strike That Begins WW3:

“China, Russia, soon all countries w strong computer science. Competition for AI superiority at national level most likely cause of WW3 imo.  May be initiated not by the country leaders, but one of the AI’s, if it decides that a prepemptive strike is most probable path to victory.”

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