David ‘Avocado’ Wolfe, “The Rock Star And Indiana Jones Of The Superfoods And Longevity Universe” Exposed For What He Is … (Video)

… a liar and snake oil salesman!!!

About time!

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I took a screenshot of his picture from his website.

See for yourself:


He is born in 1970.

But now look at what he has to say about himself.

Oh wait, don’t forget to look at the link …


“#!prettyPhoto” … You can’t make this stuff up!

David Wolfe — Health, Eco, Nutrition, and Natural Beauty Expert (David Wolfe):

Today is the best day ever.

David “Avocado” Wolfe is the rock star and Indiana Jones of the superfoods and longevity universe. The world’s top CEOs, ambassadors, celebrities, athletes, artists, and the real superheroes of this planet—Moms—all look to David for expert advice in health, beauty, herbalism, nutrition, and chocolate!

David is the celebrity spokesperson for America’s #1 selling kitchen appliance: the NUTRiBULLET™ and for www.LongevityWarehouse.com. He is the co-founder of TheBestDayEver.com online health magazine and is the visionary founder and president of the non-profit The Fruit Tree Planting Foundation charity (www.ftpf.org) with a mission to plant 18 billion fruit, nut, and medicinal trees on planet Earth.

With over 20 years of dedicated experience and having hosted over 2750 live events, David has led the environmental charge for radiant health via a positive mental attitude, eco-community building, living spring water, and the best-ever quality organic foods and herbs.

David champions the ideals of spending time in nature, growing one’s own food, and making today the best day ever. He teaches that inspiration is found in love, travel, natural beauty, vibrant health, and peak-performance.

David has circumnavigated the Earth for decades seeking out the world’s purest foods and waters and leading adventure retreats (please see www.davidwolfeadventures.com).

David is a gourmet chocolatier, organic farmer, beekeeper, and a vanilla grower. He is passionate about the beautifying, health giving and mystical qualities of dark organic chocolate. You may find his favorite chocolate at: www.sacredchocolate.com/DavidAvocadoWolfe.

David is the author of many best-selling books, including Eating for Beauty, The Sunfood Diet Success System, Naked Chocolate, Amazing Grace, Superfoods: The Food and Medicine of the Future, Chaga: King of the Medicinal Mushrooms and Longevity NOW. He has also appeared in numerous breakthrough documentaries and films including: Food Matters, Hungry for Change, and Discover the Gift.

David’s Facebook site (www.facebook.com/DavidAvocadoWolfe) daily touches people all over the globe by delivering succinct powerful inspiration, news, and education.

David is a highly sought after health and personal success speaker. He has shared the stage with success and business coaches like Anthony Robbins, Richard Branson, Brian Tracy, John DeMartini, as well as acclaimed doctors and health researchers including: Dr. Bruce Lipton, Dr. Joseph Mercola, Dr. Sara Gottfried, Dr. Lissa Rankin, Dr Dave Woynarowksi and many more.

David is a lead educator and presenter at the annual Longevity Conference, Institute of Integrative Nutrition, and the Body-Mind Institute, where he hosts his own course: www.bodymindinstitute.com/the-david-wolfe-nutrition-certification/

Wow!!! You really can’t make this stuff up!

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Who: A yoga guru who chose guacamole’s main ingredient as a camp name and then quickly dropped both that and the dreads, David Wolfe served mostly to remind us that our bodies are not to be ashamed of. And if we are ashamed, we should stop it, or at least go look at other naked bodies.

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3 thoughts on “David ‘Avocado’ Wolfe, “The Rock Star And Indiana Jones Of The Superfoods And Longevity Universe” Exposed For What He Is … (Video)”

  1. Without wanting to, homing in on this, the hairs on the back of my neck started tingling as I looked at his name.
    In my humble opinion this man’s name is composed of two of the most popular components used by the chosen few, and then it all fits in…..just a classic con-man from the clan, and this video fits that bill beautifully.


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